You’re my friend! You’re my mission.
Whatever happens tomorrow you must promise me one thing. That you will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
FAIL. The Pizza is somewhat comforting, but being a coward is no way to break up with someone.
Billboard Break Up
WIN. The sheer magnitude and cost of this break up makes it deserving of a win. It’s just perfect!
For the pizza box I would take a picture of it and post it where I can tag my ex saying “Thanks to @ my ex, I am now single and have a free pizza… #Winning!”
24 quotes from Rae Earl My Spirit Animal… honestly though she speaks to my soul